hello, welcome to the psychiatric hotline:
if you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
if you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
if you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
if you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
if you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
if you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
if you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the # key until a representative comes on the line.
if you are dyslexic, press 696969696969.
if you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone, date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.
if you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
if you have short-term memory loss, press 9. if you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
if you have short-term memory loss, press 9. if you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
if you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down & cry. you won't be crazy forever.
if you have a masochistic complex, please press "0" for the operator. there are 200 calls ahead of you.
if you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. no one will answer...
In The White
Are you in or are you out
The words are stones in my mouth
Hush little baby don't you cry
Truth comes down
Strikes me in the eye
Turning season within
Brand new nails across my skin
But who am I to imply
That I was found
That I found you in the white
To overcome this
I become one with
The quiet cold of late november
If you don't see
I'll remain unseen
Until there's time to be remembered
So I had a green light
I was lost in city lights
Not far from a try
This is not our last goodbye
So I found you
Found a way all through
The quiet cold of inner darkness
And now that you're here
It becomes so clear
I have waited for you always